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What did the Spanish Buffalo say to his father when moving to the big city?

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@siebass
Ciudad.

What did his dad say to his son as he left?

Bison.

....I'll see myself out.
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@opossum
Had a big storm yesterday that blew off a quarter of my roof. Oof!
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@siebass
Enjoyed that.

A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a fence. The big one fell off; the little one didn't. Why?

....he was a little more on.
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@johnstaples
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!
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@carleybaer
What is Fozzy Bear's favorite Mexican state?

...Oaxaca Oaxaca Oaxaca!
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@coolparadiso
My eyesight is failing so I went to the optician. You'll never guess who I bumped into! - everyone!
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@elesimoMod
@siebass, I think it's pasture bed time.
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@fuzzy
Why did the dad call his son a wind turbine??
Cos he was a huge Metal fan!! 😄
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@siebass
@elesimo, well played, and it was.
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@siebass
What do ghost cows say?

....nothing, cows can't talk.
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