FAWM : "Kevin's Boner"

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Kevin's Boner

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Liner Notes

Mono mix. Guitar & vox recorded in one take on my phone. Of course I had to go back and overdub the blowy thing. Ended up experimenting with some synth patches. First FAWM of the song.

#peniscore #morph1

Lyrics

Penises and dicks and cocks and chicks
And fiddle sticks and wee pee-pee mee mee

Vaginas and holes and toilet bowls
And cookamunga cucks and crap like that

Johnson rods and shafts and baseball bats
Venus fly traps and then splat

Cunty bush and snatches, twats and gashes
Schlongy-doos and dongs and dinks and wangs

Hoohaas on the beach and fuzzy peaches
Little tiny pricks with polish sausage

Pecker, woods and beef steaks, muffs and cherries
Flicking both my balls, my twigs and berries

(Gibberish)

Flaccid, flaccid, flaccid, flaccid!

Comments

@charliecheney 3w

This is a championship downhill run during the Olympics at Mount Placid. I mean Mt. Flaccid of course. Mount! A pun I never considered, but like. Also, love the higher pitched keys half way through, it adds a whole extra level of playfulness for me, and this is playful all around, I love it.

@mikehex 5w

I thought I had already commented on this comedic masterpiece, but it looks like I haven't. Adding a comment here and hoping that will make the website stop telling me that I need to "check out Kevin's boner", which frankly makes me a little uncomfortable.

@moonraccoon 5w

A very very interesting list song!

Kevin's boner is a heckuva way to start a morph, and it's a job well done.

@colgoo 5w

Hahahaha. So naughty. The grit to your vocals adds to the humor.

@odilongreen 6w

Deeply affecting and meaningful. I will go and contemplate everything I've learned. But before I leave: truly and genuinely, what a delight this was! 😂

@fuzzy 6w

Gold.
Absolute gold.

@lowhum 6w

That sounds like a theme song for some children show

@andygetch 7w

Oh my, so this is how the morph started LOL

@kevinmason 7w

My name is Kevin and when I saw the title I had to listen. Lol. Hilariously straightforwardly vulgar I love it!

@mikegtz 7w

This is just about perfect-came here via the Rec Thread. Very clever and you can hum it too.

@ayais 7w

I'm loving this. All becomes normal, with that fine simple la la muppet style backup band. Though, more cowbell . . .

@ginainaustin 8w

So funnnnnny!!!

@git_funky 8w

i saw the tag on this song & i couldn't not check it out; was not expecting this to be such a bop, but it is & i'm very much here for it 😄😆

@sawtoothgrin 8w

Hilarious! The synth patches are amazing.

@seppo 8w

I think you just said it :D

@sapient 8w

Is the rudest song ever written for FAWM? It's gonna take some beating (oo-er missus!) that's for sure.
The dissonance between the lyrics and their sweet-as-pie delivery is delightful.
This is what FAWM is for.
Keep em coming! (hehehehhe)
😳😜😁😍

@robertmyers 8w

This is just as hilarious as @debs take. :-D

Many thanks to the both of you!

@kembole 8w

Very hard "over the garden wall" -vibes on the song. Not the lyrics though.
Great voice and a great song!

@jontoft 8w

Love it! :)

@jessica14 8w

What a way to start FAWM! Great tune, would love to sing along if I wasn't in public:-) Very creative wordplays! Love it!

@cowboydick 8w

If Bob Ross (the painter) could sing, he'd sound just like this. Great fun ... and "peniscore" should definitely be explored more as a genre.

@kahlo2013 8w

Dang! This is so naughty and fun. That ending is absolutely hysterical!!! Your delivery is great and your mind is ….well… a little left of center and I love it. And loved Debs morph as well. Can’t wait for the next in line.

@russkeys 8w

Laugh out loud funny! well sung by not overdoing it. ha ha ha ha . . .

@mostlymediocremusic 8w

I'm smiling and my wife is laughing. Well done!

@nahlej381 8w

Masterpiece. Take my money.

@squirrelhavenstudios 8w

This song is hard to resist and I think what makes it so are a host of little quirks and moments: your unusual pronunciation of "vaginas", the pause at "splat", the low-in-the-mix "uncredited" vocals immediately following "splat", the whistley thing on "wang", and how you drift into sounding like Tom Waits during the jiberrish section. A fun listen. Thanks.

@stephenwordsmith 8w

A *very* persuasive argument in favour of prosody being more important than the story you tell. If I didn't understand a word of English, I would think this song was perfectly charming. I still do, in a way. You lend whimsy to even the crassest words for things people dare not mention, and the twinkling and whizzing accents made me smile inwardly.

@elesimoMod 8w

Is #peniscore the new #slothcore? This had me smiling, it's lovely and quirky!

@djtjb 8w

I too was led here by #peniscore. Dear Lord this is too fantastic

@nuerdetjuligen 8w

Can I please be in a band called "Hoohaas on the beach"? This was a real treat. Thanks for the fun and fellowship!

@cphaurckker 8w

I kinda love this...the hashtag drew me (because we're all twelve, right?), but I stuck around for the brilliant gravely voice.

@beacon 8w

I can 100% get behind #peniscore. I might just have to write one myself.

@cleanshoes 8w

Hahaha! Clicked on the trending tag, was not disappointed. Love the little sound effects. A lyrical gem.

@toddnorem 8w

My first FAWM listen for 2023 and what a way to kick it off. It can get a little too family friendly around here sometimes. Curious if you've got a concept album brewing...