Puh-leez

by @thefuneralcrasher

Lyrics

Puh-leez

V1

Breaking their hearts
but you’re living the dream
with the worlds greatest
early retirement scheme

V2

Bleached blonde beanpole
pixie and elf
A gigantic ice cream
that keeps licking itself

CH

Hand-picked for stardom
You got all of the chops
And you’re fresh from the factory
On to top of the pops

V3

Won’t rock the boat
Til some future rainy day
When the whole world is listening
You’ve got nothing to say

V4

Now you’re campaigning
Though you didn’t seem to care
Before you had made yourself
A millionaire

CH

Hand-picked for stardom
You got all of the chops
And you’re fresh from the factory
On to top of the pops

CH2

A Jack And Jill studio
The charade’s in the bin
One of them storms out
if the other one comes in

V5

Try looking moody
while you’re goofin’ around
But the fists started flying
once filming shut down

V6

You’d bury the hatchet
In each others neck
But you’d all get along
At the drop of a cheque

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