Magikarp

by @morti · @pooka

Liner Notes

@pooka Lyrics, vocals
@morti Guitars, drum programming, backing vocals
@claudia Keys

@morti: I was really excited to collaborate with Pooka this FAWM and when he sent me these lyrics about some kind of fish or something, you can't imagine how angry I was but actually I really like how this turned out. Unbalanced Grass is back and we're awesome.
The above isn't all true. Pooka's a very dear friend and I got everything I both expected and wanted out of this. Just wanted to update in case anyone thought I was actually angry because I genuinely laughed my head off and had a lovely time.

@pooka: I had no idea how this was going to turn out; I just wanted to write a song about my favourite Pokémon. Morti turned it into something amazing - a mix of beachy vibes, soaring Pokémon-style guitars and a dash of late-noughties Unbalanced Grass. What he's not telling you is how many times I had to re-record these vocals, but whatever he did with them is great.

#rock #surf #comedy #collab #pokémon #magikarp #magikarp #magikarp

Lyrics

What's with this fish?
His scales are so red
His fins are so white
A crown on his head

But what has he seen?
His eyes are so wide
I'd like him to say
What he's feeling inside

Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

There's more to him
Than meets the eye
His vacant stare
Points to the sky

For this cool fish
Has hopes and dreams
Magikarp knows
More than it seems

Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

And so take in
His best of features
So innocent, he's
The best of creatures

Get Magikarp
And you'll beat Ash
With a simple command:
Magikarp SPLASH!
Magikarp SPLASH!
Magikarp SPLASH!

Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

Magikarp, Magikarp, magical Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

Magikarp, Magikarp, magical Magikarp
Karp karp karp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Magikarp, Magikarp, Magi Magi Magikarp
Koiking Magikarp

Comments

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Very cool song. Fun lyrics with some great guitar work and well performed. I really enjoyed it.
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This is incredible, thank you for this gift!
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Nice guitar work! A songwriting mentor of mine likes to say "when in doubt, repeat"....I see you've taken that mantra on! Fun production...nice collab. #tit4tat
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Ooh Magikarp I love you! This is so much fun. What a great collab. Pokemontastic. Really enjoyed this! #tit4tat1
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Magikarp SPLASH!
😂
I love it! What a joyful and silly song.
This collaboration really came together well despite some contributors' lack of familiarity with the source material. It feels perfectly suited to Magikarp! Great job by all involved!
#tit4tat
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I'm going to play this 20 times so it evolves into Gyarados and then it will be the most kickass song in the world.

Also, given that most of the lyrics are the pokemon's name, this could fairly easily be sung by an actual* Magikarp, which is pretty inclusive.

Also also, the text that displays after splash is 'But nothing happened!', you filthy casual.

On a more serious note - this is very cool. All the elements come together very well, and I love the lo-fi sardonic britpop feel of it all. The guitars complement each other well, with the rinse-cycle grind being a nice foil to the distorted flutiness. There's both an energy and lethargy to it, which seems appropriate for a song about something so quick yet so ineffectual.

*Inasumch as pokemon can be said to be 'actual'.
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Finally, a rock song about Magikarp. My FAWM 2023 is complete! The chorus just makes me laugh a lot. It's exactly what Magikarp would say! I can imagine Magikarp flopping around centre stage with the spotlight on it, singing with a rock band in the shadows. "MAGIKARP SPLASH!!!" is hilariously accented by the music!!! Go Magikarp! Woop woop :~)
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Love those guitars! I recently picked up the Pokémon snap sequel for switch so this is making me wanna play that. Very dreamy!
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