Winter Birds

by @fishylogic

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Liner Notes

A song on the ethics of birdwatching

#folk #funny #comedy #birds

Lyrics

Winter birds have no privacy
Their branches hold them so nakedly
They don't want some wingless pest
Loitering outside their nest

I know I really shouldn't watch
But I love their pretty feathers so much
If they had a door you know I'd knock
And I'd say tweet tweet tweet tweet

Winter birds are killing me
They've got shotguns in their beaks
I can't be mad it's self defense
After all it's their god damn nest

Now I know I shouldn't watch
With all these aerial bullets to dodge
I guess when they were singing their pretty songs
They were cursing me all along

And it went like this
*solo*

Comments

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Well this has made me reconsider my birdwatching habit. I never considered it from their angle before. The song is a lot of fun though with some excellent lyrics. "They've got shotguns in their beaks" is pretty alarming, but a fab image. Great tune too!
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Birds have rights to privacy, private property, and the right to bear arms to defend that. Birdwatchers better watch out.
[FAWM]