04 Costco

1 week ago by @stmon99

Liner Notes

#rock #synthesizerV #Felicia

I don't really feel it's NSFW but it does use the S word, so....

Lyrics

Hey, do you need any toilet paper?
You should check because it never hurts to make sure
I just bought a Costco membership
I'm headed down there now to load up on a ton of shit

I got my big ass cart
I gotta shop smart
I need some underwear
I'm down to my last pair
And don't forget about my snacks
They got giant bags and jars in
neverending stacks and stacks

Now I got to pick up a pack of beef
They sell briskets whole for pretty cheap
If you're feeling lazy there's rotisserie chicken
That makes your dinner a really easy decision

I got my big ass cart
I gotta shop smart
I need some underwear
I'm down to my last pair
And don't forget about my snacks
They got giant bags and jars in
neverending stacks and stacks

Before I go I'll hit the frozen section
I need my ice cream there is no exception
I'll also get a box of Portuguese tarts

You can buy a new set of tires
You can gas up your car before you leave
You can pick up your prescriptions while you're there
If you wear glasses, go pick out a new pair

I got my big ass cart
I gotta shop smart
I need some underwear
I'm down to my last pair
And don't forget about my snacks
They got giant bags and jars in
neverending stacks and stacks

Before I go I'll hit the frozen section
I need my ice cream there is no exception
I'll also get a box of Portuguese tarts

(repeat)

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