I Good Kitty

by @mikeymason

I Good Kitty
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Liner Notes

On Facebook, last night, I asked for ideas for comic book characters/stories to write a song about. I got (as usual) tons of joke suggestions, but I also asked about more serious story lines. Someone suggested Dex-Starr, the Red Lantern from Earth who is a cat. Just as Green Lanterns are powered by willpower, Red Lanterns are fueled by rage. Dexter's owner was murdered, he was removed from the crime scene by cops, and then (while hiding in an alley) snatched up, stuffed into a bag, and then thrown off a bridge. His rage as he fell attracted the Red Lantern ring, and before he hit, he was the newest Red Lantern, fueled by rage.
I love cats, and I loved his origin story. So I wrote this.
#cats #comicbook #greenlantern #redlantern #dexter #dexstarr #poppunk

Lyrics

You nice. You kind. In box, you find.
Just us. You say, I good kitty.

You feed. We play. Each night. Each day.
Just us. You say, I good kitty.

Then…

Man come. I fight. He win. You die.
Gun men make me say goodbye.

Alley. I hide. Men take, up high.
Throw me, but I don’t fall, I fly.

Beyond the stars it finds me and everything is clear,
My rage is my power, and I feed on your fear.

With blood and rage of crimson red,
We fill men's souls with darkest dread,
And twist your minds to pain and hate,
We'll burn you all--that is your fate!
I good kitty!
I good kitty!
I good kitty!

Tear falls. Lie still. No purr, until
I find one who hurt you. I kill.
I good kitty.

Comments

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Brilliant, where can I get the comic book series? Or even the sanitized and bastardized children's Saturday morning cartoon series which completely removes all the violence from Good Kitty's backstory and turns him into some kind of moral majority mascot.
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The Spousal Unit says this is now her new favorite Mikey Mason song.
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This takes a hell of a turn and I'm here for it. It's like the Kitty suddenly joins GWAR and is determined to bring VENGENCE UPON THEIR ENEMIES!

Super catchy and fun!
[FAWM]