FAWM: "Hayley"

Hayley

NSFW Skirmish: Worst Beat-off 2k25 (@grayslate)

Liner Notes

#fawm #fawm2025 #avantgarde #saw #worstsongever I told y'all I'd do this after work! Here's what I came up with. I'm using an actual saw for some of the sounds. I hate to say it, but I think I might like this song, that is supposed to suck. I tried a lot of new things. Learned a lot. Thanks for the prompt!

Lyrics

Hayley was a shoplifter,
Stole everything she owns.
She was still “at large,”
When she stole her clothes.

One time, she took some candy.
Had Twix up her sleeve.
Hayley joined a band,
Then stole their tambourine.

Hayley stole some cabbage,
She wanted to get head.
Hayley stole a dildo
From a guy named Ted.

Hayley was a shoplifter.
One was too secure.
She lifted one too many times
And the shop fell on her.

Comments

@roblyon5150 2w

@odilongreen thank you! It really was a fun prompt. I guess the only time I can write a good song is when I'm trying not to 🤣you are welcome to download it if you will. If not, absolutely no worries.

@odilongreen 2w

I actually quite like how this starts with a legit gritty feel, and then lyrically progresses more and more into absurdism. It's very effective, both lyrically and musically.

@roblyon5150 2w

@heuristicsinc I ty to. But, I get behind. I also think that most people don't read my replies.

@heuristicsinc 2w

I like this style of response to song comments. Why didn't we think of this before...

@roblyon5150 2w

@heuristicsinc Thank you. It was a fun prompt. You can download it if you wish. If not, absolutely no worries.

@heuristicsinc 2w

The little descending bit after tambourine was very cool. I like the bed beneath quite a lot and the saw makes for interesting variety. Don't think it's the worst! :)