Government Cheese (Snippet)
by @dasbinky
Liner Notes
One of my stupid and/or brilliant ideas this year is to write a series of Snippets. These are random ideas that pop up based on a word, or a phrase, or whatever. Stuff that is catchy and fun, but in no way warrants a full song. In this case, it maybe warrants 21 seconds, which is where it's at now. I'm hoping this helps burn through my lyrical backlog of stuff that needs a home.
This is the third Snippet, a true story about the US government's cheese stockpile. Evidently, 1.4 billion pounds of are stored in some converted limestone caves in Missouri. This feel very "urban legend", but apparently it's a thing. And whether or not it's a thing, I want some. If we're gonna have an authoritarian hellscape, at least give us some cave cheese.
Musically, hey look! An organ! Three part harmony! An inverse Picardy third, if that's a thing! Look, there's only so much ya can fit in 21 seconds.
#rock #snippet
Lyrics
Government Cheese
(I want my government cheese)
Government Cheese
(Gotta have my government cheese)
There's a billion pounds of stockpiled
Cheese under Springfield, Missouri
Can I have some Government Cheese?
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If you choose to develop it, some rhyming and/or lines that don't end with "cheese" would really help me wanna push repeat, as the music and hooks are so catchy!