FAWM: "03 Diaper Man"

03 Diaper Man

1 week ago by @stmon99

Liner Notes

Lyrics

Diaper Man, he's got his favorite brand
He's the Diaper Man
Got to cover his can
He's the Diaper Man
Diaper Man
He don't care how it looks
'Cause he's the Diaper Man

He buys all his diapers on Amazon
There's no need for him to try them on
He knows this brand fits his ass so well
All his people tell him there's never any smell

Diaper Man, he'll tell you he's a really big fan
He's the Diaper Man
He forgot to wash his hands
He's the Diaper Man
Diaper Man
He's so proud when he struts
'Cause he's the Diaper Man

He buys all his diapers on Amazon
There's no need for him to try them on
He knows this brand fits his ass so well
All his people tell him there's never any smell

Here comes the Diaper Man
the Diaper Man
the Diaper Man
Diaper Man
Diaper Man

Comments

@fuzzy 1w

Oh damn, now I'm gonna have an earworm for the rest of the day.
Mrs. Fuzzy says, "Bizarre. But masterful."

@smashysmash 1w

This is amazing. I want there to be a music video so desperately, but for now I'll be happy having basked in the lyrical genius of these lyrics set to a soft country rock style.