FAWM: "Stalked By Kelly Ripa"

Stalked By Kelly Ripa

NSFW Skirmish: Throwback Thursday - Old ... (@dudachris)

Liner Notes

#skirmish #oldgoldedition #kellyripa #fawm2025 True story. I was literally stalked by Kelly Ripa! She wants me to have her baby. Throwback. I actually was singing these words to a different song in December, parody style. Now it's a song. Thanks for this prompt!
I used a washboard and a desk bell in this, and other things I have lying around the bedroom studio. It's also one take, so keep that in mind, please. Lots of innuendos, too. I'm also aware that I'm saying her name wrong to make it rhyme.

Lyrics

Here she comes a sneakin’
She’s in every parking lot
That i’m leavin’
I tried to tell her I’m not Regis.
I have no interest in a
Kathy Lee wannade.

Stalked by Kelly Ripa.
Didn’t know she was a creepa.
She wants to give the meana peta.
She’s about to get subpoena’d.

Needs to go after John Cena
Make him break out of a sequence.
Maybe she’ll get an
Attitude adjustment.

Five finger shuffle
Step over toehold.
Two flying shoulder blocks
A spin out power bomb.

Stalked, stalked. Stalked, stalked.

Stalked by Kelly Ripa.
Didn’t know she was a creepa.
She wants to give the meana peta.
She’s about to get subpoena’d.

Comments

@clenig17 1d

This is super funny🤣 The chorus OMG. That guitar that comes in is great. It reminds me a little of “the dead milkmen”

@kahlo2013 2d

love the playful feel to the creepiness in the music which fits the lyrics quite well. Fun percussive elements and movement. The repetition works really well. Gives it a real stalking kind of feel.