FAWM: "Behold The New Shepard"

Behold The New Shepard

NSFW

Liner Notes

Guitar, vocals, cajon, bass, cigar box guitar

https://soundcloud.com/chris-shepard-12/behold-the-new-shepard

#Space #Amazon #JeffBezos #singersongwriter #acoustic #rock

Lyrics

My fellow employees
I've gathered you here to celebrate my victory
This company I founded has managed to dominate the world market
Through innovation, low pay, and your hard work
We've made me filthy rich
And now, I'm pleased to make this announcement...
I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!

Behold my rocket
It represents my individuality and belief in personal wealth
This rocket is a shrine to my penis
I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!

We've busted unions, raised prices
We've added commercials to Prime
Behold The New Shepard
You have to pay millions to ride

It's the Space Age of tourism
The opulent have money to waste
And while you have to pee into bottles
They're riding my dick into space!

Yeah! They're riding my dick into space!
I'm shooting my dick into space!
(It's a shrine to my penis)
I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!
(It's a shrine to my penis)
I'm gonna shoot my dick into space!

Comments

@frozenlonesome 5d

Very Captain Beefheart vibes going on here. The electric guitar fuzz tone is awesome and the the whole song rocks! Great production sound too.

@rcook 6d

LOL. That's some nasty guitar.

@majordanby 1w

Haha! I literally laughed out loud several times throughout this one. Such great lyrics and vocal delivery!!!
The guitar lead hooks are soo good!! Such a clever song! Love it!