I Can't Believe She Left Me (Modern Problems)

by @motorcitymusicman

There is no demo for this song.

Liner Notes

#country #humor #lyricsonly

Lyrics

Verse One:

The first time I laid eyes on her
I knew I had to make her mine
She looked so damn beautiful
I thought it had to be a sign
I used to love to show her off
Their jealously was fun to see
They’d gather to admire her
But she’d come home with me

Chorus:

I can’t believe she left me
I thought she’d always stay
Can’t seem to move without her
It’s like I’ve lost my way
I shoulda treated her better
Who knew she’d go away?
I can’t believe she left me
I’ll never be ok

Verse Two:

Had no complaints about her performance
I could always get her revved up to go
She seemed to like it when I pushed her buttons
When things were rocky I’d take it slow
I guess sometimes she was temperamental
She wouldn’t always go where I wanted to
I didn’t really put that much mileage on her
But now it seems we’re through

[repeat chorus]

Bridge:

The guy at the dealership tried to warn me
That this was a truck that could drive itself
I shouldn’t have left the engine running
I can’t blame this on anyone else
I just don’t know what I was thinking
Spending the money on an AV truck
She’s prob’ly somewhere in California
While I’m left here saying “what the . . . heck?”

Final chorus:

I can’t believe she left me
I thought she’d always stay
Can’t seem to move without her
It’s like I’ve lost my way
I shoulda treated her better
Who knew she’d go away?
I can’t believe she left me
My brand new Chevrolet

Comments

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i love the twist---here I was, thinking it was a girl! LOL but no, a truck.
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This has do many witty lines in one set of lyrics
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