Angeleno Traffic
by @dr_griff
Liner Notes
#filk #humor #silly
For the #mundane_topic challenge. Just a silly little song about Los Angeles traffic.
Also, 14th song. Yay.
Lyrics
(4/4, moderate strumming)
Capo 2
Verse 1
C G
Bumper-to-bumper on the four-no-drive
Am Em
How many times has it been?
F C
Stuck in traffic, trying to get
G
Over to the exit lane
C G
But the guy next to me won’t budge an inch
Am Em
He thinks we’re in a race
F C
Even though the traffic is moving
G C
At maybe a turtle’s pace
CHORUS
F C
Rush hour traffic on the 405
G Am
And I can’t find a way
F
Out of this hell
C
I have to tell you
G C
I wish I never moved to L.A.
Verse 2
Crawling along on the 91
As the sun begins to sink
Even the carpool lane’s backed up
And I didn’t even think
Did I look at the clock before I left?
Of course I didn’t, no
And now I’m stuck on the 91
As the sun begins to go
CHORUS 2
Rush hour traffic on the 91
And I can’t find a way
Out of this hell
I have to tell you
I wish I never moved to L.A.
Verse 3
There was an LA Valentine I saw one day
And now I know it’s true
It said “I love you so much I’ll take the 91
To the 5 to the 22”
But now I get it; I’ve been here a while
Angeleno love songs are true
If someone’s going to drive that route
They’re a keeper, they’re the one for you!
CHORUS 3
Rush hour traffic in the Valley
And I can’t find a way
Out of this hell
I have to tell you
I wish I never moved to L.A.
Rush hour traffic in the Valley
And I can’t find a way
Out of this hell
I have to tell you
I wish I never moved to L.A.
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