Queering your ears.

3 weeks ago by @yam655

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If I help you realize that your #ears are #queer, then you could say I am queering your ears.

You might think that people have hetero ears where they have one outie and one innie (as due to an injury or accident), but that has been called "irrelevant" and "not what we're talking about."

(Apparently, we're talking about a person's genetic sex, like their chromosomes and stuff. Mind you, a person's genetic sex may be _completely_ opposite from their _apparent_ sex. For instance, a person can be "genetically male" but immune to testosterone. Those people don't grow up looking manly, nor do they look genderless, they look like women as their body _can_ respond to the female hormones their body produces.)

Anyway, while _usually_ a person's two ears will be the same genetic sex -- such as in the case of homo ears -- people with genetic chimerism can have one ear genetically female and the other ear genetically male.

Genetic chimerism is the only way for folks to have true hetero ears.

The fun part of that is that by having hetero ears they are genetically both sexes (even if it doesn't show externally), and that's pretty queer.

Lyrics

Queering your ears.
Have they been queered?
Have they even been sexed?

Queering your ears
It's my job today.
They look pretty queer
is what I wanted to say.

Now your ears have heard me
they're no longer regular
They've got little queer buds
I see them hanging out.

Now your ears have heard me
they're no longer regular.
They're queer!
I see it all about!

I'm queering your ears
They're perfectly well done.
The secret is
That they're yours.

I'm queering your ears
They're a matched set.
Mostly the same.
Totally homo.

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