FAWM: "Salty Biscuit"

Salty Biscuit

3 weeks ago by @carleybaer

Salty Biscuit

carleybaer

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Liner Notes

#lofi #cello #hiphop

I had a goal to write all 14 songs today and I did it, but right around this point is when I started getting punchy. I pulled from the BSC prompt box and got this one. My husband and I use "salty biscuit" as code for "you need to chill out" so now I can sing it at him.

Lyrics

She was a real good looker
Coming out of the oven
Nice and brown on top and
Lookin’ ready for lovin’
But don’t you be fooled
By her sweet aesthetic
She’s got sodium enough
To be a diuretic

She’s a salty (salty!)
Salty biscuit

Nobody knows how the flavor
Ended up so strong
But if I had to guess
Somebody read the recipe wrong
Swapping sugar for salt
Every time it’s the worst
Because man these biscuits are
Making me thirsty

Now listen salty biscuit
I’m not trying to be rude
But I’ve sort of had enough
Of your attitude
Crying saline tears
Because that’s what you’re made of
But another salty bite’s
Exactly what I’m afraid of

Comments

@wishwash 2w

SALTY! Gives off Gorillaz vibes, love the lyrics!!

@robheron1 2w

That's different. A modern urban/rap piece. Sounds good. Timing is excellent.

@iamcatelliott 2w

Hahaha!! This is just brilliant!! So clever. New fan 😊🙌🌟

@virallode 3w

Harmony on the chorus is everything tbh

@jackdawfactories 3w

This is really fun and suits you a lot more than I'd expect - it has kind of an early-era Regina Spektor vibe that I dig a TON.

@sbs 3w

Yes, so cool! Love the harmony! We have a code word, too! lol!

@ltunes 3w

Carley - this is super cool. Walking cello is the new groove. Cool harmonies and I love the echo in the chorus. I'm going to listen again now. Cheers!