Shark Attack

2 weeks ago by @jeremykazoo

Liner Notes

Inspired to include some clapping in a song by @rowankingsbury, and a conversation with my daughter when she was very young. My first submission with my kazoo!

#kazoo #acoustic #joke #funny

Lyrics

If there's one thing I never worry about
It's a shark attack on my street
They might be endangered but they've never endangered me.
They wander the ocean basins but ours is dry and arid
My safety assured by the complete lack of hammerheads

no man eating shark is out to get me.
They just don't live long on the prairie.

Even if there was water, the -40 would do them no good
Completely cold blooded they'd get no help from a coat and a hood
They can smell a drop of blood in water the size of Calgary
But with zero humidity they ain't smelling The Shining

no man eating shark is out to get me
They don't last long on the prairie

15 million years since we had an ocean man
It was the massive megalodon that was swimming around back then
But those seas all dried up and left a plain behind
Pretty sure I could out run him even if I had my feet tied.

Apex predator
Not in this weather
Solitary hunter
But not on these dirt roads

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