FAWM: "Anonymous Smears"

Anonymous Smears

2 weeks ago by @tspoon

Anonymous Smears

tspoon

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Liner Notes

#acousticonetake #satire
I wrote this title down a few weeks ago while listening to the confirmation hearing for our new Secretary of Defense. When he was asked to respond to all of the heinous accusations, he just kept saying "Anonymous Smears" It was so frequent it became funny, and absurd, and ultimately Sad... As bad as he came off, it didn't hurt him. He's our man for 4 more years... 😬

Lyrics

I didn’t do it, he claimed again and again
these people don’t know me, these women or men
never said I was perfect, never said I was a saint
I have been a sinner, but I’ve had no complaints

Refrain:
Anonymous Smears, is all that they are
Anonymous Smears, I wasn’t at that bar
Anonymous Smears, I was never there
That guy in the photos has way different hair

That recording was altered, I never said that
That photo was shopped, that’s not my hat
The video you showed, is just a deep fake
you guys are good, you take the cake

I cannot be responsible, for my evil twin
he gets around town, its not me its him
He uses my name and my cards all the time
doesn’t care if he ruins this career of mine

Refrain
It’s a conspiracy, meant to take me down
your twisting my words, make me look like a clown
I can do that myself, I got a good woman
you cant hurt me now , I am an old white man

Comments

@ericdistadMod 1d

This is too accurate. (or allegedly so. Can't confirm at this point.)

Well done T!

@jeremykazoo 1d

"you can't hurt me now I'm an old white man" strikes a chord. Great lyric!

@joefahey 1w

Those damn evil twins are always trying to tarnish the reputations of solid citizens like this fine, often inebriated, under-qualified groper. Excellent song in response to the growing mountain of absurdity being shoveled out 34/7 these days. It’s a reminder that it is good citizenship to call this stuff out as artists and (song)writers.

@toddnorem 1w

I wasn't here. This isn't my comment. It's someone who took my name. I don't even know what this comment box is all about. Never written in one before. Would never tell someone that a song like this is quite good and that they pretty much nailed the deception and obstruction and complete and utter bullshit of these clowns. Never.