Nothing Rhymes With America

by @chrisshepard

NSFW

Liner Notes

America.

https://soundcloud.com/chris-shepard-12/nothing-rhymes-with-america

Lyrics

I'm from a small town called America
I love all the good parts of America
From the 51st state to the Gulf of America
It's my America

I love the brave men of America
They sacrifice their lives for the furniture
And the future of America

Patriotism is an STD
You gotta get out and spread your seed
In America
God bless America
Nothing rhymes with America

Last call for an 8-ball
Venmo for an outcall
Overdo-si-do on America

Bobby Jr.'s bringing over some carrion
It's a feast fit for an Aryan
You might want to leave that last part out
In America
They're not ready in America
For the whole Aryan thing
We're totally doing in America

Living in America
Welcome to America
Paid off judges and sycophants in America

Well, we're working in America
For 1% of America
We're in a cult in America
Jesus was American

The most American American was Elvis Presley
Elvis was American
Elvis IS America
He started out lean, mean, hungry, sexy, revolutionary!
Then, he became a fat, bloated, gaudy, drug-addicted parody of himself.
But, you know what?
He fuckin' loved America!

God bless America!
Take pride in America
Before the fall of America
Nothing rhymes with America!

America!!!

Comments

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Bravo. Potential new national anthem?
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Ha!! As an American ex-pat living in the UK, my heart resonates with this! (Although I recall the correct pronunciation to be "MUR-KA"). Great satire, sung with such passion, and I absolutely LOVE the mumbling Elvis backing track!
U-S-A! U-S-A!
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I LOVE the gradually building gang vocal. Cool AF.
Also this is some top tier satire. This Brit approves.
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As a proud Canadian, I approve your message. For all of my time on social media I have embraced, music, art, photography, and science and done my best to not engage in politics even if I agree with what folks say. Got to say, the current expansionist fever, really pisses me off. There, said my piece and am moving forward. 😎
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Sad but true. Well done.

See You In The Shadows…
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Nothing rhymes with stuffing and America rhymes with … yeah, you’re right. ;) It’s just Scary Ma! Another great modern protest song, should be played loud on all the radio stations in Canada. 🕶
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