A Jumbled Gorging Mess
by @jeremykazoo
NSFW Skirmish: my nights with ___ (@fairplay)Liner Notes
I need to do a better demo.sometime. But a #skirmish is a Skirmish. And I'm late.
#mynightswith my kitchen.
Lyrics
guilty conscience
Aint stopped me yet
midnight excursions
keep me fed
Down the stairs
I creep
In the dark
For food I seek
My nights with my kitchen
A jumbled gorging fest
Chips one second
a cookie the next
Finished off with a leftover wing.
A glass of milk and slice of bread
Grab a handful of assorted nuts so I can make it back to bed
Me and my fridge
We don't get along
It's a piece of shit
And I'm an asshole
Everything I eat
Becomes a noisy mess
But I keep eating
Nonetheless
My nights with my kitchen
A jumbled gorging fest
Opened a new jar of pickles
Before I finish the last
Slice of salami satisfies certain je ne said quoi
Can't leave this open bag of cheeses here
I guess I'll just finish it off.
My nights with my kitchen
A jumbled gorging fest
I'll eat anything in my way
Sometimes I even chew my kids
No diet can touch me at midmight
I won't let it
My nights in my kitchen
Are a jumbled gorging fest.
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And the lyrics - been there, done that! My favorite verse is:
"Slice of salami satisfies certain je ne said quoi
Can't leave this open bag of cheeses here
I guess I'll just finish it off." Lol! Great job!!
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