Boris The Fish
by @kristian · @wynia · @deena · @wildrainbow
Liner Notes
@kristian: For the second round of #randomcollaborations I got paired up with @wildrainbow ; a new FAWMer. I asked what kind of music she wanted and she suggested either something Green Day (which would require playing these strange stringy Guitar things I know nothing about) or rag-time (which I know very LITTLE about except learning The Entertainer when I studied piano).. so I listened to some rag-time stuff (did you guys know there is a whole community on YouTube that takes modern pop songs and "ragifies" them?? kinda cool! and horrible. but cool) and came up with this after some twinkling. @wildrainbow then returned with the lyrics but got hit by a nasty case of sore throat so she wasn't able to sing it. Luckily, @deena had time to help out (such a star) with her silky vocals
#randomcollaborations #rag-time
WildRainbow - just to add in that this a true story which I came across some years ago and which just seemed to fit!
@wynia says : there was demand for some tinny trumpet so @kristian sent the call out in the wilds of the forums. I put a lil' something together; can't forget to give props to my better half and @briansmith for his help with audio engineering 🫶
Lyrics
In the centre of Buxton, a Derbyshire town,
A rumour went around that something was going down
An opportunity, that no-one should miss
And so began the legend of Boris the fish.
In the garden greenhouse pool, there was a new resident,
His spine was broken, battered and bent.
He swam upside down, he jerked and he twitched,
Such were the injuries of Boris the Fish.
Never knew how he got there
One day he just appeared
The townspeople loved him,
Visited and cheered
To see this hero
Was their greatest wish
And so began the legend
Of Boris the Fish
The vets said he was fragile, that he couldn’t live,
But Boris kept on going, he had so much to give,
He was a fighter and a showman, swam to glorious praise
Till his little heart gave out and ended his days.
Never knew how he got there
One day he just appeared
The townspeople loved him,
Visited and cheered
To see this hero
Was their greatest wish
And so began the legend
Of Boris the Fish
Comments
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That is now just PERFECT! 😀
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I know almost nothing about ragtime, other than the entertainer, so I'd be going out on a bit of a limb to say with confidence that you all nailed the vibe, but what the heck... You nailed it!
(And c'mon, you know who to ask if you ever need guitars... 😎)
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