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Johnny Cashpoint

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2005

19th time out for Johnny Cashpoint (aka j$).

You may not like it but it IS meant to sound like that.

"If you can't say it in two minutes, then don't say it at all". (Luke Haines)

3/6 - the 2023 album is OUT NOW! Go get the remixed, remastered work of genius that it is for just one English pound here - https://johnnycashpoint.bandcamp.com/album/le-blaireau-dans-son-terrier
2022 FAWM - https://johnnycashpoint.bandcamp.com/album/monotronic

Songs

6
Zaz Ou Zazie (feat. Dez) by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
5
My Sexual Fantasy Involving PINs by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs
2
A Difficult Place by @johnnycashpoint #comedy #electropop #someoneneedstosayit
1
Village Wedding Selfie by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
1
Monopoly™ by @ambroise +1 more #bass #ukulele #collab
4
The Unlucky Ones (Feat. Dirty Barry) by @johnnycashpoint #nsfw #comedy #electropop
2
Little Johnny Felt Guilty Today by @andybalham +1 more #punk #protest #political
7
(If You Only Lived Next Door To A) Heavy Metal Shop by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs
11
Western Electric Rules by @sapient +2 more
6
Oldham Theatre Workshop by @johnnycashpoint +2 more
6
Jammer Jamito by @helenseviltwinMod +2 more
2
Dollar Bill & the Inkpoints - Power Plants by @heuristicsinc +1 more #fawmtronica #collab #songfight
5
Sloths On Speed by @johnnycashpoint #comedy #pop #electropop
4
15-Minute City by @andybalham +1 more #punk #political #conspiracytheory
7
No Cure For The Blues by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
15
That Time "Murder She Wrote" Went All Torture Porn by @fuzzy +1 more #nsfw #headphones #radical-remix
5
An Unneccessarily Snarky Reaction to a Railway Station Announcement by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
3
Scared Little Girl by @johnnycashpoint +1 more #pop #political #collab
3
Breathe! by @johnnycashpoint +2 more #comedy #pop #collab
7
Be Like Truss (Don't Give a F***) by @andybalham +1 more #verymuchnotsafeforwork #punk #political
8
One of the Gay Metropolitan Elite Responds to an Unsuitable Valentine's Present by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs
5
Valentine's Horror by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #horror
9
Paul Mullin's Boots (F*** the Tories) by @andybalham +1 more #notsafeforworkatall #punk #political
6
Le Foyer (Fireplace/Home) by @ambroise +1 more #fuc #collab #french
6
The Big Nerd Quiz of Everything by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
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Unlucky 16 by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #punk #political
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Le soir où tu m'as quitté (the night you left me) by @ambroise +1 more #rock #french
7
Do You Kazoo? by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #punk
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PornHub is my Friend by @johnnycashpoint #comedy #electropop #electrostupidity
3
Three Dead Celebrities (And One Who Maybe Should Be) by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs
3
Ça Craint! (That Sucks!) by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop_punk
7
I Hate Nature by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #pop
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Let's Go to The Disco by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #ifyoudontgetitwell
7
I Missed the Bus by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs
3
I Get by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #ballad #pretty
12
Strong Coffee by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #songfight
16
The Socials by @johnnycashpoint #comedy #punk #electropop
12
Ear Defenders by @johnnycashpoint #fuc #comedy #iloveshortsongs

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@brisk
aha! It's a great sound! Thanks for explaining.
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@heuristicsinc
Totally agree on the drums in my daughter's song. I had to constantly reel myself in from trying to go all Delerium on it, but she wanted that minimalist feel. I added in a second synth and the bass bits on my own but figured that was all I could get away with...
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@ambroise
Message transmitted to my sister. She was shocked someone compared her brother to her luv ! (She said "j'hallucine".)
I hope we'll get in touch in march: there are still songs of your I need to hear and comment !
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@sapient
Ha ha! I thought it was all about this place:
https://www.axepalace.nl/
My new favourite shop 🤩
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@sapient
Thanks for that lovely comment just now!
It took bloody ages to get all that percussion right... ;)
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@ambroise
Dude : yes I know ARLT: the male singer is my brother-in-law !
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@ambroise
I never had heard Julien Doré's "Homosexuel" ! Thank you for the discovery ! It's amazing how we can hear Philippe Katerine's writing in it. Event the voice's melody has some jazzy oddities that bear his signature.
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@ambroise
Thank you for your comment and support on "Test : quel ami êtes-vous".
Philippe Katherine is quite an high standart to be compared to. Especially on humourous songs. Thanks a lot.
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@newukenewyork
I definitely did not take telephone-y as a negative. ;) I think it's cool if my room sounds different different days, with different ukes.
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@newukenewyork
Thanks for listening to “Worth Slaying For!” I am extra excited when someone comments who knows a bit about Buffy. Interesting that it sounded “telephone-y.” No effects on my uke or voice — just the live sound. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@squirrelhavenstudios
Thanks for the listen and (very kind) comment on Mallory's Meandering. I really appreciate your feedback.
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@fuzzy
Glad you liked what I did for the the collab! It took me a while, but I got there! Maybe another during 50/90?
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@fuzzy
Hey, sent you an email!
The collab is (almost) finished! 😄
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@squirrelhavenstudios
Thanks for the kinds words about Chuck Norris Movie Marathon. Probably the most positive review I've gotten during FAWM so far!
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@spaniel
Thanks for the comment. I could quit now and feel it was a success based on that. But two more to go then it will be a double success. Cheers!
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@squirrelhavenstudios
Thanks for your listen and comment on Wilhelm Scream. I really appreciate you taking the time!
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@emplate
Cheers for the comment on "Mountains That Deny the Sun"! It's black metal. Without going into too much detail, black metal and death metal are kinda like cousins, and they often blend together, but they're also different musically and sometimes thematically :) You can check out an example of DM in my other collab with @hmorg, if you're interested: https://write.fawm.org/songs/15445
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@radioovermoscow
Thanks! I like the rough sound of the backing, it's just getting my voice to fit is the issue. Might try my other mic for the next couple of tunes.
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@fuzzy
Hey, I sent you an email a few days ago, not sure if you got it. I'm having trouble downloading those tracks!
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@ambroise
Woops ! Sorry you had to remind me to tag you as a collaborator ! I guess I'm not clumsy just within guitar solos...
Love what you did with this bassline !
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@artie
I'm digging the short songs this year too. I'm not sure if I've posted one under 1:30 yet. I think Keith Morris was asked (Black Flag era) why their songs were so short, and he said, "That's how long the inspiration lasts." All about that right now.
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@sapient
Why didn't I know you liked Ministry too? 🤔 😳
Or maybe I did and I forgot...
I love em!
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@ambroise
Oh, and "Coucou" is nice and friendly. I even use it in work emails, with colleagues I know. It unsetteled my boss at first, but he got used to it.
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@ambroise
On capitalisation : Yep every teacher teaches that. Or at least they did.
Actually you had the right to write accents on capital letters with a pen. But you couldn't with a typing machine. Techincal problem in the printing process had made it impossible to accentuate capitals. But now with computers this technical difficulty is lifted. So it's recommanded to put a accent on capital letters (I've checked that on the académie française's website) but it's still allowed not to, in order not to exclude older people (and my daughter's teacher).
I still can't explain why so many teachers made a cohercitive rule out of a "whatever, if you can't, don't" exemption. Let's call it another brick on the wall, shall we ?
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@fuzzy
Nah, no worries!
We'll catch Eno's attention with the next one! 😀
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@fuzzy
Yeah, I'm up for a Collab!!
No need to be shy!! 😄
Drop me an email with any ideas (if you have a possible direction) and we'll discuss.
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@newukenewyork
Thanks for the comment on “Babies, You’ve Got To.” I’m glad the opening line worked for you!
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@charliecheney
"You may not like it but it IS meant to sound like that." 😆
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@gordon
I have done as threatened and imagined a situation where Leather Boy is trying to hook up with DB, and called it Searching for Dirty Barry. It's horrible but I hope you like it!
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@gordon
Hi Paul, yes, I think Dirty Barry and Leather boy should get together. They seem made for each other. Jealous about RH! I'll post something soon about Barry from LB. It will be horrible.
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@helenseviltwinMod
I was going to record some percussion, and maybe mandolin and some other things. I did do a take of some recorders and you'll be happy I did not post that. I think I will rework and record that song after fawm, but trying to to spend loads of time on everything
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@sapient
Hahahah... Pet Shop Boys. That'd shock everybody!
(goes off to look up PSB synth patches...)
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@daveyboy103
Following fellow UK based FAWMers, welcome, hope you have a great FAWM.

There are not that many of us.
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@pooka
Awe$ome.
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@max
FAWMseason greetings J$ !
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@sapient
Nice to see Dirty Barry's handler back among us once again... ;)
Here's to an excellent FAWM 😀
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@helenseviltwinMod
Hey hey hey!
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@mikeskliar
welcome back!
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@terroratspacecamp
Hey J$! Happy FAWM my friend!
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