God as a dog

by @geekysoprano

NSFW Challenge: PALINDROME
God as a dog
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Liner Notes

#palindrome #weeklychallenge #personwithukulele #acousticonetake

Lyrics

Intro:
Some folks see god as a man in the clouds
And others as spirit divine
But I think they're missing one more option still
namely god as a blessedly benevolent canine!

Verse 1:
Can you imagine god as a dog?
What a better world we would see
With treatos for days
And lots of time to play
And no one would give a shit about where different folks pee

What a world with god as a dog
Everyone could nap as they please
Disagreements could be settled
with a snarl or a wrestle
so our biggest problems just are things like fighting off fleas

Chorus:
God as a dog?
You can sign me up twice
With an open dog door policy
To everybody who's nice
We're not proselytizing puppers
Out to give advice
Just dreaming of god as a dog.

Verse 2:
How could things change with god as a dog?
Making time to sniff every flower
Free to roll in the grass
(...just don't sniff someone's ass)
And we'd try to collect sticks rather than money or power

I'm all in for god as a dog
Whether poodle or pug up above
For the thing that would lead
All our choices and deeds
Is our dog god's unconditional love

Chorus:
God as a dog?
You can sign me up twice
With an open dog door policy
To everybody who's nice
We're not proselytizing puppers
Out to give advice
We're just dreaming of god as a dog
Yeah we're dreaming of god as a dog

Ah dogs! Ah dogs! Aaaaah dogs! Aaaaah dooooogs!

Comments

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Appropriately bouncy tune! This is So Wholesome, lol. I'm not even a dog person, and I can say that. Good to hear you singing again. ❤️
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You have such a lovely unique voice and I love your little chuckles at the end. I enjoy your vision of a dog god world.
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👏 Anywhere is a gender neutral bathroom for a dog, so I'm ready to join the Dog God cult. Your lyrics, vocals, and uke playing are all delightful.
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Bahaha came back to listen now that the demo's posted, and the little "without consent" aside has me cracking up. 😆
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Doggone...this is good...witty, clever and unique!
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Love the lyrics especially the line an open dog door policy in the chorus.
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There would be so much more love in the world! And so much less judgment.
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Ha! This is great. I'm very on board with god as a dog, sounds like a lovely world to me!
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I like the Shel Silverstein rhymy rhythmic way of saying real things in a whimsical way.
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I love dogs, they are just the best creatures. I think if God were a dog they world would be a lot simpler.
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