A 10-80

2 weeks ago by @ttg105

Liner Notes

A 10-80 is police code for a domestic disturbance.

#electric_guitar #surrealadelica #manvsmachine

Lyrics

The air purifier turned on loudly
when I was cooking
chicken
I took it as a criticism
of my kitchen skills
and asked "Why do you always go on when I'm cooking?
It hurts my feelings"

"Well," it said,
"you always burn
everything which causes smoke
which causes me to go off
you should thank me
cos if it wasn't me
it would be
the smoke detector
and that is much much louder
and very shrill"

"And you think you could do better?"
I asked
"If I had arms, then yes.
of course - a five year old child could ..."
And that's when I unplugged it
threw away the charred chicken
and called for a takeaway

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