The Efficacy of a Toaster Oven on Various Breadlike Foodstuffs

1 week ago by @tcelliott · @carleybaer

The Efficacy of a Toaster Oven on Various Breadlike Foodstuffs

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Liner Notes

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TC: There was a brief discussion about the heating up of specialty bread in a toaster oven and I, being a good student of Carley and her bad song club, went with it. Also, I asked a question about the smile/denial rhyme and was told, more or less, it's fine to use it and, in fact, maybe I should use it the rest of Fawm! We'll see, I guess.
A specialty thanks to @carleybaer and @charliecheney for the conversation and inspiration.

Lyrics

There's some specialty bread in the toaster
Been a minute so it's getting closer
But we're worried it's gonna be dry

I'm beginning to smell a slight odor
That's what I get for being sober
That's a fact that I cannot deny

We don't have a toaster, only a toaster oven
That heats up specialty bread like witches in a coven
Who cast a delicious spell

A toasted cupcake would be a disaster
And not the result we are after
Unless you have a frosting trap
(A Venus frosting trap, perhaps?)

We don't have a toaster, only a toaster oven
That heats up specialty bread like witches in a coven
Who cast a delicious spell

And if it turns out right
I will wear a smile
But if it burns then I'll be
A hungry man in denial

We don't have a toaster, only a toaster oven
That heats up specialty bread like witches in a coven
(And we like witches)
Who cast a delicious spell

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