FAWM: "I Really Hate Your Guts"

I Really Hate Your Guts

1 week ago by @opossum

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Liner Notes

I dunno whut to say 'bout this 'un. It is about a breakup and I guess I really do hate this other opossum's guts. Hope they end up spilt on the road!

#americana #bluegrass #opossum #possum

Lyrics

I Really Hate Your Guts
February 15, 2025

you hurt my feelings
broke my heart
now I look like shit
smell like farts
I hate your head,
arms, legs and butt
I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton
or walk on the moon
I'll never be the president
see it snowin' in June
I'll never write a better song
than this stupid tune
if I never see you again
it'll be too soon

you broke my spirit
hurt my soul
my body aches
from hole to pole
I wish you'd keep
your big mouth shut
I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton
or walk on the moon
I'll never be the president
see it snowin' in June
I'll never write a better song
than this stupid tune
if I never see you again
it'll be too soon

I hope you're hit by a car
or eaten by a dog
I hope you fall off a cliff
or lick a poison frog
I hope you die a painful death
no ifs, ands or buts
in case I've not been clear enough
I really hate your guts

I'll never see my skeleton
or walk on the moon
I'll never be the president
see it snowin' in June
I'll never write a better song
than this stupid tune
if I never see you again
it'll be too soon

(c) copyright 2025 Ray D. Opossum
https://radiopossum.com/2025-FAWM/RayDOpossum-IReallyHateYourGuts.mp3

Comments

@kpollock 3d

Lol. Great stuff. Made me laugh. Go opposum!

@thwingbill 5d

I'll be singing this one in my dreams. You should start the Possum Party and run for Preside ever since I heard this song

@roblyon5150 6d

I really LOVE this song!

@gindark 1w

Hee hee, as usual brought a smle to my face even with the horrible content. I thought the banjo was really skillfully done, or at least it sounds so to me, but then I think banjos are some form of dark wizardry which will be forever beyond my grasp. Anyway, huge fun and great lyrics as always.

@coolparadisoMod 1w

Jeez Ray you are a tough one! Personally I think you do have a chance as president! Sillier things have happened!

@angelinapowersuit 1w

There is no confusion here about the message of this song, haha. But I admire your ability to communicate a song of anguish with light hearted, self-deprecating humor. The banjo is fire. Great production and melody, you make it sound way too easy.