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Ray D. Opossum

@opossum
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Songs

6

Joined

2021

Pronouns: hee hee/hymn

Mammalian Clade: Metatheria (referring to me as Monotreme or Eutheria is very hurtful)

Penis Type: bifurcated

Fun fact: colonial Americans thought that male opossums bred with females through the female’s nostrils using their bifurcated penis (see Penis Type above), and that the female then sneezed her young into the pouch. Not true (or is it?)

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Songs

42
Ring Around Uranus by @opossum #firstfruits #americana #bluegrass
10
Marsupial Angels by @opossum #americana #country #folk
8
Opossum Bedtime by @opossum #americana #bluegrass #humor
18
All The Way Down by @opossum #americana #bluegrass #humor
22
Mama Had A Good Year by @opossum #americana #bluegrass #humor
34
Fart Around With Me (FAWM) by @opossum #americana #fawm #bluegrass

Soundboard

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@newukenewyork
Your mention of me over in the Review Yourself thread made my whole month! I’m honored. I think you were also the first FAWMer whose song I listened to on Day 1, so it’s all coming full circle for me. Thanks for encouraging me with your words and your whole style/essence. Essence O’Possum? Now THAT’S a perfume idea. 😉
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@medievil
Thank you for your kind comment on my page. :)
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@newukenewyork
Thank you for your vote. ;)
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@chldomn5
Hey thanks for your congrats ! All the best for Fawm !
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@skibum007
Possum,
Any chance might like to do a musical interpretation of my poem. "Uncle Billy's Singing Frog". Uncle Billy would love it!
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@spearcarrier
Hey, your cousin was on my porch again last night stealing my cats' food. When are you gonna talk to him about this?!?!
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@fuzzy
I know that you are in fact an opossum, but if you were a human pretending to be an opossum, I would say that I truly admire your dedication to the bit.
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@newukenewyork
mi trash can es su trash can!
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@fuzzy
Tattoos do hurt, don't they?
I can see the pain on your face.
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@grayland
Thanks fer likin that dingdang song I went and rit. It means alot to be a hearin it from a critter such yerself. specially since you prolly aint gonna live all that long...Ribbit
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@newukenewyork
I look forward to hearing ALL about loose (and etc.) diction!
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@gm7
If he is a friend of Ray D Opossum then he is a friend of ours!
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@newukenewyork
Ha! Join FAWM, get bonus medical advice in the forums. ;)
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@fuzzy
Of course you can use "Dead Like Hank"! I would be honoured!!
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@bradbrubaker
Mr. Poopbraker, hahahahahahahahahahaahhahah
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@feb21sundari
@goodyear...Ok, got it, thanks
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@debs
Hi! :D I love bluegrass and I love your humour! I know that I'm not an actual woodland creature but I could totally sing like one. Can we collab, pretty please?
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@writeandwrong
Awww, looking forward to hearing it!! 😀
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@writeandwrong
Something tells me we're all in for a treat! haha Should we be scared? lol
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@robynmackenzieMod
Loving the new profile pic. Looking forward to hearing more from my favorite FAWM marsupial!
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@mdavisto
Dude. My kids are still singing that shit from 2 years back.
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@mandolinda
Have you vacationed north of the 49th parallel? Maybe some of your relatives made the trek to my backyard last summer. Damn climate change, makes a simple holiday a little crazy.
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@katestantonsings
Oh Ray, so good to see you!
Echidna's be stealin' your girl if you believe that fun fact in your profile LOL. Don't Google echidna reproduction!! You're too innocent and we need to hear your trash this February. (Stay out of my bird feeders!! I'll leave you popcorn, love) <3
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@wobbiewobbit
have filthy fun this FAWM!
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@gm7
Opossum...I am glad to see you are still on this side of the sod and still eating garbage...life is good!
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@rinwolf
Hello Opossum!
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@intoyourlight
Hey there! Marsupial, why the hell not? But I like your pronouns as well, really made me laugh :D
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@nadine
Welcome back - how are you? I hope you found some tasty nibbles during the wintertime.
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@stephenwordsmith
Nice to see you. I admit this is the first time I've seen someone confess to a bifurcated penis in their profile. I expect that if Tinder users followed suit, it could potentially save people a lot of time.

Looking forward to your output (in the strictly non-penile sense) this year.
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@fuzzy
Agreed.
Mine looks like I'm standing under a UV bulb.
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@fuzzy
"Art over function" lol
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@fuzzy
Ray!
Glad you didn't get trapped in a dumpster or in an attic or something!
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@elesimoMod
Hello, Ray! Have a great FAWM, looking forward to more of your songs!
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