Grumpy Motherf**ker

by @anthonykapfer

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Grumpy Motherf**ker
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Liner Notes

this is my annual goofy valentine's day song. it's a love song to my wife, Amber. it’s about how she's great and i suck.

#punk #powerpop #lovesong #valentine #antivalentine #romantic

Lyrics

you love me every single day
even though all i do is complain
i’m nothing but
a grumpy motherfucker

i get upset about everything
being around me is like a bad dream
what do you see
in this grumpy motherfucker?

you know i’m not as good as it gets
and my credit is a fucking mess
and you don’t care
that inside i am grotesque

if i go bald i know you will stay
you’d love me even if i wore a toupee
you love this grumpy motherfucker

well you could be with an astronaut
or you could love anyone you want
you wanna be with
a grumpy motherfucker
this motherfucker
i am a lucky motherfucker

Comments

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what's more punk than being grumpy?? I really like the vocals. Great song.
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"you know i’m not as good as it gets
and my credit is a fucking mess
and you don’t care
that inside i am grotesque"

This whole section killed me. I'm dead. Sweet and heartfelt and funny af. Loved it dude!
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Nice, very fun track and great lyrics!
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I love this! It has that great Ramones or Queers 50s-style punk feel. This is my kind of love song!
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Awesome piece. Really like that guitar riff, and the switch to “and you don’t care that inside I’m grotesque” was such a cool extension of the groove
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You make me laugh.
These lyrics are fabulous.
Such a great love song you got here.
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Excellent powerpop punk love song. A nice twist on the usual love song
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This is so damn cute, the cutest song I’ve ever heard with a NSFW tag. Particularly loved the toupee line in the context of your incredible mane (that says more than anything else about the power of your wife’s love). I think we’re all lucky mofos to be with the ones that love us x
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Perfect power-pop. I gotta work out how you get that clean-yet-grungy guitar tone.
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Another fun tune! Kind of expected back-up vocals to come in singing thirds. Had that sorta vibe
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She is awesome. And you are only slightly less... :) Very catchy pop-punk tune. Fun lyrics. I went bald (dammit), but I bought a David Bowie Starman wig, so, there's that!
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