Two Plus Two Equals Five
by @betoMod · @johnkaniecki
Liner Notes
@beto says: last year during 5090 @johnkaniecki started a thread asking for song titles. I suggested "I'm Late". A couple weeks later he pinged with the song he had written, and I loved the lyric. I put it into music, and it was my favorite song of the year.
This FAWM John started the same thread, and I suggested "2+2=5". He wrote the lyric, and here's the song. Recorded on my baritone ukulele to celebrate World Play Your Ukulele Day.
#fuc #alternatetuning (DADD)
Lyrics
Cosmic pilgrims slipping moondust into the sacred wine
Shakespeare on acid tripping lusting for the right line
Jesus on the mountain top he’s feeding five thousand souls
Jim Morrison drunk refusing to pay the parkway tolls
Two plus two equals five
We’re passing through the great divide
Mankind is gonna survive
Two plus two equals five
Apollo was an outright lie but Aphrodite divine
Bankers bowing to golden Baal crying mine mine mine
I heard a rumor that Bob Dylan was selling out
I believe in true love but I confess sometimes I doubt
Two plus two equals five
We’re passing through the great divide
Mankind is gonna survive
Two plus two equals five
Where are we going where have we been?
Babylon the whore waging war in sin
Planet Earth spinning spinning spinning
Satan looking on grinning grinning grinning
When you get out on the yard you gotta rock and roll
Are you aware that somewhere there is a man in control?
The great Pelé could score a goal from almost midfield
One day the mathematics professors are going to yield
Two plus two equals five
We’re passing through the great divide
Mankind is gonna survive
Two plus two equals five
Last time I tried to check the clocks were still keeping time
All of the popular melodies have rhythm and rhyme
In February’s chill I’m still looking forward to spring
Poetry is fine but I want something that I can sing
Two plus two equals five
We’re passing through the great divide
Mankind is gonna survive
Two plus two equals five
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Thank you for sharing
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2+2=5 made sense to me right away, I assume youre alluding to the current situation.....?
You have delivered a great performance with feeling. I especially like the chromatic descent part which I dont know makes me think of Milton Nascimento.
Is that a Ukulele? Sounds very good/crisp, perhaps you got some interesting strings on it?
Very nice tune!
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“ Bankers bowing to golden Baal crying mine mine mine
I heard a rumor that Bob Dylan was selling out
I believe in true love but I confess sometimes I doubt“.
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Side note: The only thing that would improved the excellent vocal delivery would be a little more gusto! Or maybe a little less. I get confused. Maybe you did it just right. Yup, that's it. Don't change a feather dusting thing.
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I love the imagery and divine references.
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This drives a broad, but consistent message.
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I feel hope in those lyrics. Even though I’m not that hopeful.
Great FUCing
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