FAWM: "A Truly Impressive Pile of Cheese"

A Truly Impressive Pile of Cheese

3 weeks ago by @debs · @artie

Skirmish: A Truly Impressive Pile o... (@ajna1960)

A Truly Impressive Pile of Cheese

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Liner Notes

Heyyy something's off about this cheese!

A little out of tune a lot on purpose. Sorry, some cheeses just stink.

#skirmish

Lyrics

I want to create
a truly impressive pile of cheese
I woke up and it was what I wanted to do

So I shall create
a truly impressive pile of cheese
Watch me fa la la la la loo

(..not even going to try and transcribe this...)

I am formulating
a truly impressive pile of cheese
Out of pinwheels and sprite and mountain dew

I am salivating
a truly impressive pile of cheese
out of my mouth…ewww. 🤢

(....yeah...no....)

Comments

@kahlo2013 8h

How wonderfully quirky and crazy! Such gorgeous vocals and delightful quasi disgusting sound effects! Perfect frivolous and fun fodder. Very Gouda!

@nadine 5d

You already got me with the beat box! I didn't expect these weird sounds to be paired with these classical vocals and ending up in a groovy scat!

@ambroise 5d

This is surrealist, fun and sometimes gross. You said "cheese" and I smiled !

I love the theatrical part of it. That and the almost opera singing give a very cabaret attitude. And mixed with the raw sound it makes me think of Tom Waits.

@mahtowin 1w

OMG! I‘m speechless!
Brilliant vocals btw!

@tfish77 1w

Wow! So fun and ridiculous. Really does make me want cheese. A truly impressive pile thereof.

@beej 1w

Bonkers skirmish, hugely original and creative! NOW THAT’S HOW TO DO IT

@kkd 1w

I don't even know what to say. This was great! I loved it.

@mardeycranbleson 2w

lovely cacophonous ode to cheese.. and.. i'm not sure what else!

@tiller2 2w

Deeply satisfying.

@mal 2w

This and cat memes is exactly what Tim Berners-Lee envisioned when he developed the World Wide Web. Forty years ago I would have been listening to you on Dr. Demento.

@gardeningangel 2w

I've played some wild games of Twister in my day but this one takes the cake, er, cheese.

@cleanshoes 2w

I don't know what to say except that this is the kind of FAWM content I live for.

@sexybass 2w

Very weird and wonderful. I love it and I need to build something out of cheese now.

@akeli 2w

ewww! :-) Let's do it again! Great, how wonderful!!!

@tezzin 2w

I am laughing way too hard! 😆
Moar cheez pleez! 🧀

@metalfoot 2w

This was unique, amusing, and hilarious. LOL

@johnnyjustice 2w

Gotta say…I NEVER heard anything quite like this in the 10+ years we’ve been doing FAWM. A+ for originality!

@electronicshaman 2w

Mmmm.. impressive. A Stilton perhaps? Or maybe Roquefort? Suddenly I need to drink Mountain Dew.

@heather 2w

This is so great. Demented in the best possible way. A+ fawming!

@abudabard12514 2w

I am all in on this truly impressive pile of cheese.

@carpeliam 2w

I love this, the duet just kills it! The parenthetical parts might be my favorite.

@ragbag 2w

This is so much fun - bet you had a great time recording all the 'noises' Lol.

@deadhead 2w

This is such a creative work of art! Would love to see what the sheet music for all the non-guitar parts would look like 😂

@bradbrubaker 2w

Demented joy! Gogol Bordello on a drunk day. Nice vocal jump on the title line. I hope I can have as fun this February as it sounds like this song was to make.

@coolparadisoMod 2w

Ha ha this is so entertaining! Not much else to say.

@stephenwordsmith 2w

All the elements are wrong. But they come together to create something beautiful. Like mould in cheese, under the right circumstances. These are the right circumstances.

@cowex 2w

That explains why cheese costs so much. I never knew the process was so involved.

@fuzzy 2w

This teeters on the verge of chaos in the most wonderful way.
This is why I love FAWM; where else am I gonna hear something this awesome?!?

@writeandwrong 2w

“…out of pinwheels, Sprite, and Mountain Dew…” Haha! That’s hilarious! As always, fantastic response to the skirmish! Eww, though! haha! 🧀

@odilongreen 2w

Whimsical, slightly-sinister, vaudeville theatricality at its best! So entertaining!

@owling 3w

I am not sure i want to eat cheese anymore 🤣 very funny song and i love the voice !

@nahlej381 3w

*puts on musical critique facial expression*

I can smell the cheese. The cheese lives deep down inside me. Near my kidneys. It moves me in such a way. Brava bravo.

👏🏻🫡🚬

@mikegtz 3w

This is nasty in the best possible way!

@overflow 3w

😂 OMG, am I wacky? This totally made me hungry for cheese! Must have been all the drooling. Brilliant!

@nightwing521 3w

I am utterly gobsmacked ... by a truly impressive pile of cheese. Hilarious!!!

@willow1 3w

You wild things are both are made for this. Glad you’re back!

@djtjb 3w

This is what I've been waiting a whole year for! Beautifully off kilter. The mouth effects are top notch.

@dutchwind 3w

This is really fun and the body sound effects really make it that much more so!

@robertmyers 3w

Tom Waits Howling In Laughter To This - I am absolutely certain!! :-D

Now I'm wondering why Mel Brooks removed this song by Lili Von Shtupp from Blazing Saddles? Any way you slice it, this tune is gouda.

You're all just a bunch of cut-ups, but, what a great start to FAWM :-D

So! Much! Fun!

@namjunerobot 3w

I'm finding a lot of songs about cheese. That aside.. I love to hear such creativity!

@ajna1960 3w

This is pure gold ! Dynamite. Brilliant. Excessive. Hysterical. and tonnes more bigish words :) I LOVE it.

@autoclamp 3w

I've seen some vaguely endearing piles of cheese, and some superficially inspiring piles of cheese, but you have TRULY achieved an impressive pile of cheese. I should know... I listened twice!

@cts 3w

Sweet biscuits from another planet! This is all kinds of bananas...bunches of 'em. Wow. Wildly imaginative and just off the chain and then some. Y'all got it going on.

@brownium 3w

That's a thing, right there! Cannot miss the hints of Tom Waits in intonation and irreverence.

@scottmcb 3w

The change in the guitar rhythm is so great. This is a bonkers song, and I mean that in the best way possible. Really fun

@porrectus 3w

That was amazing. Rhythmic mayhem. Cheesy, wonderfully cheesy.

@sapient 3w

Oh my. What have you crazy kids gone and done this time?
I used to wonder what our neighbours thought I was doing during FAWM.
And now I wonder about yours... Did you warn them? 😂

@sentense 3w

Hahaha - i love cheese

@johnstaples 3w

What a dyn-O-mite take on the skirmish! My face hurts from grinning all the way through it! I love everything about this! Wow...just...WOW!

@jeff9 3w

I'm cracking up. You guys are geniuses to be able to do something like this. How can you possibly follow such a performance!

@jibbidy34 3w

Oh my word this is funny! How many of you were there in this song? What a fun menagerie of cheesy sounds. My kids would add this to their playlist. This could go viral! Going to listen again.

@newukenewyork 3w

All those sort of squirty background noises are at once alluring and terrifying, like stinky cheese. The high pitched vocals are a terrific juxtaposition when they come over the top of that, too.