Westworld
by @davidtaro
Liner Notes
#movietitlechallenge time! Thank you so much @wacha for making this happen every year, it's always such a good prompt!
So, Westworld. I think I may have seen it many, many years ago. But I only really remember Yul Brynner, in all his iconic majesty. In fact, this song is really just a load of lines building up to several things that rhyme with ‘Brynner’. And I’m alright with that.
In my head it starts as a sort of promo by the Westworld marketing department, before skewing into describing events unravelling in the film. Musically, I was aiming for a modern #country-rock vibe, although it quickly morphed into my own personal elevator pitch for doing Westworld The Musical 🤠 (listening back, I’m actually gutted that I didn’t stick a key change in at the end)...
Lyrics
Have you ever dared to dream
Of mile-wide canyons and pastures green
Small towns, union suits
Calf hide stetsons and cowboy boots
Well boy, dream no more
I’ll tell you what you’re looking for
It’s Westworld, where your dreams come true
And boy have we got a vacation for you
We got country singers, microwave dinners
A psychopathic gunslinger played by Yul Brynner
We got all these things and more
So tell me what’re you waiting for
Are you coming to Westworld
Have you ever yearned to be
A cowboy riding on the ol’ prairie
Well now you can be our guest
With a statistically irrelevant risk of death
Sign here and here
There’s almost nothing to fear
In Westworld, it’s the place to be
The whisky’s smooth and the chicks are free
The sun shimmers, everyone’s a winner
Unless they’re being hunted down by Yul Brynner
You’re always having fun
As long as you pack a gun
When you come to Westworld
Okay folks, don’t be alarmed
Please can you stay nice and calm
There might be one tiny issue
Some of the exhibits may be tryin’ to kill you
In Westworld, yeah I’m sure it’s fine
We see these glitches from time to time
Are you a good runner, a strong swimmer
You’ll need to be to get away from Yul Brynner
So pack your bags and go
The escape tunnel’s down below
To get you out of Westworld
You’re always having fun
As long as you pack a gun
When you come to Westworld
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I haven't seen the old movie (though I have to now), I was assuming we're talking about the more recent series.
You should check it out, if only for the piano roll covers, but of course there's much more to it.
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This is an absolute delight. Amazing job!!
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A psychopathic gunslinger played by Yul Brynner
Good god, you just made my night
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Some really slick guitar work peppered throughout plus that ginormous voice. Your music hits me right in the balls of my soul.
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The lyrics are Yukon gold. The music is perfect in every respect (was that a yee-haw tucked in behind the guitar solo?). You can save the modulation for the Finale reprise. I would like to purchase a ticket now please!
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“a statistically irrelevant risk of death” has got to be my favorite line, but the whole song is full of great lyrics.
i listened to this twice in a row and it was just as good both times.
this should have been the theme song to the tv show, even if Yul Brynner wasn’t in it
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And so another classic came into being...
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I giggled and smiled my way through the whole thing. This reminds me I really enjoyed the first season of the more recent HBO Westworld series, but apparently shouldn't watch the following seasons because they're bad. But maybe they're the enjoyably good kind of bad, like this song.
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Yeah this is top stuff. That chorus is super awesome and catchy. Digging the whole modern Nashville sound complete with great guitars all round - clean, slide and overdriven - nice solo. Superb work with production, performances and arrangement. Loving this one and you've absolutely nailed the brief.